Tampa Bay Lightning Coach Jon Cooper Has The Best Seat In The House Tonight

Playoff hockey has returned to the Joe for the 24th consecutive year. The series between the Lightning and Red Wings is tied 1-1 right now and Tampa would love to steal a game in Detroit. So how do you take away home ice advantage from the opposing team? Get an A+ rack right behind the bench. That shit will keep the boys energized all night long. Titties all up in your face. You can put down Stamkos for at least a hatty tonight. Still not sure if these are able to take down Taylor Stevens though. She’ll probably remain the queen for the rest of my lifetime.

(P.S. – I’m poor and don’t have DVR so this is the best picture I could get. If you have any clearer screengrabs of these fun bags from the game tonight, plz pass them along.)